A Questionable Make-Over

I like shoes. They protect my feet from the harsh urban jungle and let me enter places of business.

I also like my feet. Despite being long, narrow, and a little on the flat side I'm really attached to them. And I reject any shoe they tries to pinch, squeeze or generally rub them the wrong way.

But some people don't see things that way. If shoe doesn't fit, change the foot!

Dr. Suzanne Levine will glady remove bone from your toes so you can fit into the Manolo Blahniks of your dreams. And she'll even preform the surgery to shorten and sculpt your feet while wearing heels herself, just to prove she practices what she preaches.

Frankly, if you're not a friend of my feet, you're no friend of mine. And last time I checked friends don't hack each other into tiny little bits.....