Meaty Treats In Every Bite

Earlier I had noted the fact that Quiznos had an ad campaign that solely focused on men talking about the wonders of meat sandwiches. Now, they're giving the ladies a say.....

Woman holding steak sandwich: "It's not lacking any meat, which is what a real woman needs"

If you were in a coma throughout your adolescent years, you may think this woman is commenting on the nutritional value of food sources derived from animal flesh.

But she's not, she's really talking about penises.

In fact, if you substitute the word "penis" everytime the ad mentions "meat" not only is the commercial funnier, but it's more accurate.