Your Inbox Is Against You

I know that Google Mail searches your correspondence for keywords so they can post those delightful Ad Sense links on the side bar. But I was kind of surprised to see the following advertisments next to the email I got this afternoon.

The text was a two sentence response on Wife Carrying:

I don't know what this wife carrying is all about. But the wife always carries the husband.

Ad Sense, in it's infinte, all knowing wisdom, brought me these fine links.

Track Your Wife! Install low cost GPS tracking system in her car!

Wife Sees Another Man? Learn how to catch her and leave her with no room for excuses!

Thank goodness I live in Massachusetts where I can legally have a wife, or otherwise these products would be pretty useless. Domestic Partner Tracking doesn't have the same ring to it.